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[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei

idk use your imagination

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[mincingminuet]

You ever heard of Elizabeth Bathory?

[longwei2go]

I'm almost afraid to ask where you're gonna go with that

but yeah I know the stories

[mincingminuet]

What if I told you in digging around, I discovered that she had family in Recolle?

[longwei2go]

I'd wanna know how you did that

[mincingminuet]

Easy. Genealogy, and the Bathory family was a noble house with extensive historical records on file. It'd be one thing if it was peasants, but nobles? Almost too easy.

[longwei2go]

this have anything to do with the ghost tours with actual ghosts?

[mincingminuet]

Nah.

The relative is someone we know.

[longwei2go]

oh yeah? who?

[mincingminuet]

It's Vera. I got curious. Her family is from the same region, and doing a little digging, it seems like she's related to that branch of the fam.

Kinda makes you wonder how Vera keeps her skin so smooth, huh?

[longwei2go]

it's called having thousands of dollars of beauty products in her bathroom
no way pipsqueak could bleed anyone out on her own

[mincingminuet]

Bathory didn't bleed anyone out on her own.
She had minions. And money.

Guess who has money to hire minions?

[longwei2go]

good point

anyway I'm not worried if that's what you're after
my blood's as toxic as it gets
and she won't even drink coke

[mincingminuet]

Nah, just a friendly PSA.

Don't let any virgins fall asleep around her.

[longwei2go]

that ain't a problem either

[mincingminuet]

Cool.

Take care dude.

[longwei2go]

later

[ this absolutely can't possibly come up while drunk in the near future. nope. ]

[mincingminuet]

[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH]