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[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei

idk use your imagination

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[heiroglyphs]

Yeah, I'm on the treadmill every day to keep my shape, and I'm hardly what you'd call "athletic".

[longwei2go]

Treadmill is for old people. I'm talking cardio, free weights, hitting the punching bag, drumming and... well, that's almost it.

[heiroglyphs]

Yeah? You got some kind of secret workout or something?

[Do the doctors hate you?]

[longwei2go]

[ let her tell you about the time she lost 20 lbs in just five seconds! ]

Secret from you, maybe. [ there is the trademark grin of implied nastiness. ]

[heiroglyphs]

Oh.

[She shakes her head, a bit disgusted by her forwardness, but more frustrated at her assumption.]

I know plenty about that, Yin. I did have a girlfriend.

[longwei2go]

[ snort. ] Trust me, if it required a partner, there'd be nothing routine about it.

[heiroglyphs]

What are you even talking about?

[longwei2go]

[ she can't help but bust out laughing at that reply. Vera's got to stop doing that to her. she's going to actually hurt herself one of these days. ]

[heiroglyphs]

[Oh and that response is such a big help.]

What? Too much of a genius to tell me what I don't know?

[She takes another long drag of her vape. Fuck, it's hard to stay mad on this stuff.]

[longwei2go]

Maybe. If you can't figure out on your own, someone's gotta have "the talk" with you eventually. [ said complete with air quotes. hey it's kinda nice to be able to do that again! ]

[heiroglyphs]

And that person is you?

[longwei2go]

[ snort. ] I wouldn't know where to start, with you. [ puff. ] Not sure you would either.

[heiroglyphs]

Uh, wow, okay. I've had sex before. I know what it's like. I'm not clueless, Yin.

[longwei2go]

Sure had me fooled. Or maybe my innuendo's too subtle.

[heiroglyphs]

Sorry I don't understand all your little codes. I slept with my girlfriend a couple times, it's not like I'm part of some scene.

[longwei2go]

So wait, you actually hit that? [ Yin took a drink of her coke. ] Nice.

[ she's so tactful. ]

[heiroglyphs]

Uh, yes? You did notice there's only one bedroom here, right?

[longwei2go]

Yeah, I was in there getting you a shirt the other week, remember? That doesn't mean anything.

[heiroglyphs]

Trust me, I remember. At least you were respectful when I took my shirt off. Thank you for that.

[longwei2go]

[ she shrugged nonchalantly. ] Eh, if I didn't look away I was just gonna be blinded by your pasty white ass anyway.

[heiroglyphs]

Excuse you, my skin is porcelain white and it's a conscious decision to have it that way. Besides, this way I can keep my skin soft and smooth without the sun ruining it.

[longwei2go]

Whatever you say, So White and the Seven Figures. [ okay she's been sitting on that one a while. ]

[heiroglyphs]

Just seven? You know I'm worth way more than that.

[longwei2go]

[ Yin really thought she had a good one that time, but Vera's swift retort left her momentarily speechless.

she just took a deep pull from her vape then put it down. ] ... yeah, fuck you.

[heiroglyphs]

I know you would.

[She sits back against the couch, taking a deep inhale off her pen.]